Flour Fairy Gifts

Mum's baking is best!

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"You want to say WHAT?"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Everything's coming up roses!

Baker

I bake my own bread

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

Calcium Deposits.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'