Book Fairy Gifts

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

Big Bang Theory.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"At least she's reading."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Reading in the rain.

The writer's world

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Cheap Dentistry

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes