Urban Fairy Gifts

'I can't believe we've been relocated from the bottom of the garden to make space for parking!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Streetcar in New Orleans

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Everything's coming up roses!

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

Pantomime Horse

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

BIG HOOF

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.

Abominable Snow Dog.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Wilderness - City.

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'