Urban Fantasy Gifts

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I wouldn't eat that if I were you. I heard there was a recall."

"Walt Disney on ice."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"I miscounted."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Abominable Snow Dog.

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

BIG HOOF

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Parkour Breakfast

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.

Pedestrian parking only.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'I can't believe we've been relocated from the bottom of the garden to make space for parking!'

'It's not all it's cracked up to be, being a vampire.'

"Look—there it goes again!"

Lady Cod-Diver