Urban Fantasy Fans Gifts

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Paranormal A-Z...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Piracy on a boating lake

Late BroomStick

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Mouse Princess

Knight feeding his kids.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

100% carbon neutral

"Right here's fine."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog