Urban Fantasy Buff Gifts

'It's not all it's cracked up to be, being a vampire.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Antler Buzzers.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Romulus and Remus

Suburban Legend

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

'We can find our way back because I dropped meth-amphetamine tablets along the way.'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

BIG HOOF

'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'