Fantasy Fiction Buff Gifts

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Hansel and Grendel

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

vaccine wars.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

J. R. R. Tolkien

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

He looks so natural lying there...

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Hansel and Gretal

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Devi's brew?"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'He's an expendable.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

Going Down?

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Antler Buzzers.

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

The Kali De Milo.

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Mermaids in love

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .