Fantasy Fiction Buff Mugs

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Hansel and Grendel

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

vaccine wars.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

He looks so natural lying there...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Devi's brew?"

'He's an expendable.'

Hansel and Gretal

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Going Down?

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

The Kali De Milo.

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Mermaids in love

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Antler Buzzers.

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.