Urban Fantasy Prints

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I wouldn't eat that if I were you. I heard there was a recall."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I miscounted."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.

Parkour Breakfast

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Abominable Snow Dog.

BIG HOOF

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

Pedestrian parking only.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"Look—there it goes again!"

"That's Mrs. Bigfoot. I'll let you take her."