Farmland Funster T-Shirts

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Oh Hi!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Superstock'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Not that slowly back...'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

Holy Cow

Football

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

"You spoil that boy."

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."