'There! The sun is done.....I think I'll call it a day.'
Celestial Jokesters Gifts
Looking for a unique gift that combines space fascination with a sense of humor? Our celestial jokesters collection offers clever, fun products inspired by the universe's funniest side. Ideal for those who love a good laugh with a touch of stardust, these items are perfect for anyone enchanted by the night sky and playful wit. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, you'll find charming ways to celebrate the cosmos with a humorous twist.
Angel with dog playing fetch attached.
"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."
"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."
'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'
"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."
"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."
'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'
'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'
"Not now, Oliver."
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
Water is discovered on the moon....
"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"
'It's all done with computer animation now.'
"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.
'Those are the Divinity students.'
'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'
Lesbians for Christ
Cosmonaughty
Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.
"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"
'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'
'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'
". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"
"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"
Heaven
'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'
Life on cloud 8
"I haven't changed my facebook status."
Moon's Portaloo.
'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'
Celestial Jokesters Gifts Collection
Celestial Jokesters Mugs
Discover our full collection of celestial jokesters mugs, perfect for adding a humorous twist to your morning routine while celebrating the cosmos.
Celestial Jokesters Pillows
Browse through our celestial jokesters pillows to find quirky and humorous space-themed décor that adds personality and comfort to your living space.
Celestial Jokesters Prints
Check out our collection of celestial jokesters prints—adorable, witty artwork to brighten your walls with a cosmic sense of humor.
Celestial Jokesters T-Shirts
Explore our range of celestial jokesters t-shirts—ideal for those who love space, humor, and making a statement with fun, clever designs.