Angelic Joke Enthusiast Pillows

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope,'

'T.M.I.F.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

An amplified harp

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"I still hate you."

"So much for eternal rest."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

Heavenly Take Out

Late Night TV

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

Death of the pope.

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Wait, there you are. I was spelling it wrong."