Angelic Satire Mugs

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

An amplified harp

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"So much for eternal rest."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Angel learning to fly...

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"Is there anybody there?"

'Not now, Lord!'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Late Night TV

Heaven Has VIP

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

"Then my wife said it wouldn't kill me to go to the ballet with her."

'Express Line, Ten sins or less'

Wordilly Durdillies - One more day,God thought, and I'll call it a week.

'Pig flu??!'

"I regret believing in reincarnation."

"Hon, what's an allegory?"