Angelic Pun Appreciator Pillows

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Seagiraffes

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

First Novels.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Cat Nip.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Punt Cake

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Banana Split...

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."