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'I have an exit strategy for getting the hell out of here.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Fox hunting.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Angel playing music

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Tsunami Evac Route

Prisoner Crossing

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'Step on it, Larry.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."