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'I have an exit strategy for getting the hell out of here.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Fox hunting.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Angel playing music

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Prisoner Crossing

Tsunami Evac Route

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'Step on it, Larry.'

On Holiday

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'