Angelic Image Collector Gifts

"Roof, please."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

The Assumption of Mary

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Angel's Share

Supply was out of harps.

'I miss the evildoers.'

Bag for Life Collection Point.

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'How can this be heaven when there's no trees?'

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

A season for Santas

Angel with a lollipop.

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

Toaster: Settings are: Elvis Image - God's name - Mother Teresa

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

Christmas 2020

"A spot near the almighty!"

"They hold up my halo!"

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

Gardening Angel: MANNA.

'What's with all the politicians suddenly getting struck by lightning?'

"The first eight times it was curiosity. The last time I was run over."

"Another cloudy day."

"Some guy brought me this little origami angel. I think it was a bribe, but it's cute."

'We're eagerly awaiting Michael Jackson because, frankly, things can get a little dull up here.'