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"The first eight times it was curiosity. The last time I was run over."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Cat Heaven.

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

I have some really bad news for you.

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'He was a very good dog.'

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"