Angelic Themes Fan Mugs

'Good Lord, you throw like a girl. We want shock and awe, not static cling.'

Angels' Leap

Halo Frisbee.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'The Christ Child'

Heaven Has VIP

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

Death of the pope.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'For the first year, you'll be required to bring me MY slippers.'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"