Angelic Archetype Gifts

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Damn defibrillators.

Supply was out of harps.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Smashed harp...

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'The Christ Child'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

Angel versus kite...

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

"Hi! We're your neighbours from hell."

Angel watching Soul Train

Angels See Noah's Ark.

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

'I should never have admitted I was a grape-treader down there!'

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Storm cloud

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'