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"This place could do with a water feature."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'A Dust Cow'.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

Death of the pope.

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

A season for Santas

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

Angel with a lollipop.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"They hold up my halo!"

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"Stop looking up my skirt you little creep!"

"A spot near the almighty!"

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."