Gothic Artist Pillows

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tim Burton

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

"....and hold the garlic."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Date Night

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Vincent Van Goth.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Drunk Vampire

Vampire Umbrella

Transylvanian Snails.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."