Gothic Art Pillows

Hades.

Vampire Bed and Breakfast

That bird really gives me the creeps...

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Tim Burton

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Date Night

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Drunk Vampire

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Transylvanian Snails.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Till life do you part.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

John Ruskin

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.