Gothic Culture Pillows

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

A short-lived waiter: "Could I bring you some garlic bread with that?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

What not to say at a vampire barbecue.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Goth.

The Grim Peeper.

'Is that a lovebite?'

Dracula gets his mail.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Vincent Van Goth

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Wash your hands

Two Vampire Lovers sharing a drink of Human blood

"As a harbinger of doom, you're a little late."

Blood Bank - "Got any spare blood?"

Dracula's bedtime.

The Grim Reaper as a kid.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Marilyn Manson.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Bloody Mary … Hold the Mary.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Drunk Vampire

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Zombies.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"