Angling Gifts

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

'Just pretend you don't notice him!'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Ice fisher.

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Man sees large fish shape on sonar, made up by a shoal of small fish.

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

'The muck stops here!'

'What's your fish finder say?'

Fish caught between two lines.

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

The art of fishing.

Fish Thieves

'And John has been caught too... Oh well, the good news is that they've reached their quota for this month: We should be safe for a few days...'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'Where do you think you're going?'

'Let's just say he had a shock when he tried to catch me...'

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

'I consider that an insult to my intelligence.'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

Bite taken out of a fishing doc.

"What's in it for the guy at the other end?"

'Need anything today?'

A man is fishing and a large hook descends from the sky with money as bait.

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

Reverse psychology

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

"There's a fine line between love and bait."

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!