Angling Gifts

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Just pretend you don't notice him!'

'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'

Ice fisher.

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

Fish caught between two lines.

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

'The muck stops here!'

Man sees large fish shape on sonar, made up by a shoal of small fish.

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

Bite taken out of a fishing doc.

Fish Thieves

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

Tow Truck Driver fishing with towhook.

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

'I consider that an insult to my intelligence.'

'Need anything today?'

A man is fishing and a large hook descends from the sky with money as bait.

'Where do you think you're going?'

The art of fishing.

Reverse psychology

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"What's in it for the guy at the other end?"

'And John has been caught too... Oh well, the good news is that they've reached their quota for this month: We should be safe for a few days...'

'Let's just say he had a shock when he tried to catch me...'

Fishing without a license.

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Got anything better than worms?'

Unsuccessful fisher getting frustrated at a boy who has a catch