Fangs And Fun Aficionado Gifts

Wanted: Dead and alive

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Boys Cooking

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

The End of Summer.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Party games.

Hide and Seek

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

Coarse Fishing.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'