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Wanted: Dead and alive

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Boys Cooking

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

The End of Summer.

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

Hide and Seek

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Party games.

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Coarse Fishing.

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

Jim found a way to make some extra cash on days when there was no work.