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'Makes sense to me.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'You do Botox?'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"I ran out of plastic skin, so I grafted on her credit cards!"

'You really should Floss.'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Vampire

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '

Sugar production

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Wanted: Dead and alive

'I need a botox job.'

"Cut down on plastics."

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

Skateboarding peacock.

Plastic pollution

Plastic is killing the sea

Sawmill workers league

'Did you say, 'Whitened and pointed'?'

Doctor talks to face that is halfway down man's body: 'I'm afraid the face transplant has not quite taken.'

'In your wildest dreams!'

Foam Finger Envy

Vampire Toothbrush