Plastic Enthusiast T-Shirts

'...now that is a lot of plastic!'

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'You do Botox?'

Reuse it or lose it.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Recycling Centre

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

This is where Brent council sends you

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

Recycling Elevators

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

SOS of Garbage