Plastic Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

Cosmetic pouches.

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

"Looks like we'll be going on holiday on our own this year."

'I went under the knife. Do you like?'

Blue Tit Bank.

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Confusion at the recycling centre.

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

"Most drug lords evade capture by making smarter choices with plastic surgery."

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

Green Industrial Revolution

Old man - 'Who are you?' Glamorous lady - 'Your wife for 57 years back from plastic surgery!'

"We all live in a tub of margarine..."

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

I'm going to the movies. What witless Hollywood excretion are you wasting your money on? An extremely thrifty one, nana. Really? It's a film based on reuse and recycling. Oh, right. The 13th remake of "Friday the Thirteenth." Is movie blood biodegradable?

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'

grabbed by the bottle bank...