Plastic Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

Cosmetic pouches.

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

'I went under the knife. Do you like?'

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

Blue Tit Bank.

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

Confusion at the recycling centre.

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

"Most drug lords evade capture by making smarter choices with plastic surgery."

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

Old man - 'Who are you?' Glamorous lady - 'Your wife for 57 years back from plastic surgery!'

Green Industrial Revolution

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'

grabbed by the bottle bank...

Clean the world.

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.