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'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Handbags Authenticated

Adventure

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

Death carries a bag for life

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

"Cut down on plastics."

"I thought my backpack seemed a little heavy today."

Plastic pollution