Plastic Bag Aficionado Pillows

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Handbags Authenticated

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

Adventure

Death carries a bag for life

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

"Cut down on plastics."

She had a thing about Tote bags.

"I thought my backpack seemed a little heavy today."