Doggy Bag Aficionado Pillows

'I'd like all the fat that was removed from my meal put in a bag for my doggy.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Commuter X-Ray

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Handbags Authenticated

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

Death carries a bag for life

Adventure

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."