Plastic Bag Historian Pillows

'It looks like a rare 2008 Marks and Spencers!' - twitchers of the future

Victorian Lady

Playdough's The Republic

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

1930's Lady.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Lady in a pretty dress

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Georgian head-dress

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

Lady in Blue Dress

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

A Macaroni in 1773

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

"Of course, you'll have to be on the qui vive during the blackouts."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Bag Lady.

Ladies turn up to a party in crinolines

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays