School Bag Enthusiast Pillows

"I thought my backpack seemed a little heavy today."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

School Days

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"There's definitely enough growing room."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

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