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"I thought my backpack seemed a little heavy today."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

School Days

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

Classroom.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Bag Lady.

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'