Poop Bag Pioneers Pillows

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Tred carefully mill.

"Here's a good one for you. Just four words; bear proof garbage cans."

'Here's my business card.'

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

'I can't stand picking it up.'

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

''It's an understanding we have if he wants to come out with me.''

'It looks like a rare 2008 Marks and Spencers!' - twitchers of the future

"Master adores me and saves every dump..."

"You wanted a really big dog! So you better take this poopy bag and a snow shovel and walk the beast!"

'So, Mister Hamer, you want 500,000 pounds for a 2% share of your revolutionary new port-a-loo business!'

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

The new normal? ...and for the lady of the house, this can be your Charmin toilet paper chamber.

"I wonder how much she gets for those."

"My dog? Nope, just a hobby of mine."

New York Scatological society.

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