Poop Bag Professional Pillows

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Tred carefully mill.

"No, I said 'sit'."

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'Here's my business card.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

Poopa-Scoopa

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

'I suppose everyone collects something.'