Poop Pioneers Pillows

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Tred carefully mill.

"No, I said 'sit'."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Here's my business card.'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

Alien and Wind Farm

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

'I can't stand picking it up.'

"Amusing bouquet, without being hilarious."

'My dog's classically trained.'

Walkies again?

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Poopa-Scoopa

The March of Progress.

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

California winds-up with the ultimate zero-emissions car.

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

"Whaddya gonna do? It's an act of dog."

Here we have the 'Poop' and over there is the 'Poopmobile'!

The new normal? ...and for the lady of the house, this can be your Charmin toilet paper chamber.