Poop Pioneers Mugs

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Tred carefully mill.

"No, I said 'sit'."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Here's my business card.'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

Alien and Wind Farm

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Poopa-Scoopa

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Amusing bouquet, without being hilarious."

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'I can't stand picking it up.'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

The March of Progress.

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

California winds-up with the ultimate zero-emissions car.

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

Here we have the 'Poop' and over there is the 'Poopmobile'!

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

The new normal? ...and for the lady of the house, this can be your Charmin toilet paper chamber.

"Whaddya gonna do? It's an act of dog."

"Master adores me and saves every dump..."