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Vampire

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Beware of the frog"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Fearless Frog Part 12

The Perfect Foil

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Ricochet

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Ernie, I hear you're an amateur botanist who believes some plants are baseball fans. Yes, ivy plants root for the Chicago Cubs and dream of being in Wrigley Field themselves on day. King Ferns are fans of the Kansas City Royals. Cattails follow the Detroit Tigers. And Redwood trees are huge supporters of their local team in San Francisco. That makes sense. Giants love the Giants! Redwood trees are the team's biggest fans!

"The meaning of life is cats."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

'Yes, I do have amazing jumping power but I eat only performance enhancing bugs.'

Really big bang

'Honest, I'm not a toad - I'm a frog with a skin condition.'

Fearless Frog Part 18