Plastic Fang Aficionado Mugs

'Makes sense to me.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'You do Botox?'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'Doctor, I asked for BOTOX injections, not BUTTOCKS injections.'

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"I ran out of plastic skin, so I grafted on her credit cards!"

'You really should Floss.'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

Vampire

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

"For my second breast augmentation I added a WiFi hotspot."

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '

'I need a botox job.'

Sugar production

Wanted: Dead and alive

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

"Cut down on plastics."

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

Those guys will never let us forget about the opposable thumb!

Sawmill workers league

Plastic pollution

Plastic is killing the sea

Skateboarding peacock.

'Did you say, 'Whitened and pointed'?'

Doctor talks to face that is halfway down man's body: 'I'm afraid the face transplant has not quite taken.'

Vampire Toothbrush

Foam Finger Envy