Fang Aficionado Mugs

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"A little help, please."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sitting in a tree

"Have you tried biting him?"

Valentine Day

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Love Birds love just being together

The Suite Hereafter

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"You run into a window, too?"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

Fido and Fifi

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

You just keep giving.

Jenga!!!

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Free love

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

'I'm worried about this growth on my back!'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

A small heart within a big heart.