Fang Aficionado Pillows

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Sitting in a tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"A little help, please."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Valentine Day

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"That's our new church mascot."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"You run into a window, too?"

Love Birds love just being together

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

The Suite Hereafter

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Fido and Fifi

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

You just keep giving.

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

Jenga!!!

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Free love

'Uh, no...Generally I don't take requests.'

A small heart within a big heart.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."