Fang Fiction Fan Pillows

Vampire sits beneath a sign that says acupuncture

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Hansel and Gretal

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Mermaids in love

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Going Down?

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Well this is awkward.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Halloween sculptor