Fictional Fang Fan Mugs

'Thank God for periodontal disease. '

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Knight feeding his kids.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Paranormal A-Z...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Right here's fine."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

100% carbon neutral

"It's just a tree."

Rocket and Witch Race