Fang Fiction Fanatic Mugs

Claudette Melanson

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.