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Claudette Melanson

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The Fourth Little Pig

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

The tooth fairy.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Newt sale

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Warrior Woman

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'