Fangs Fanatic Gifts

Vampire Toothbrush

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Alternative fielding positions

"Beware of the frog"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Way too much tongue!"

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Helicopter

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'He has really taken to the training.'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Adios Amoebas

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."