Fang Fan Gifts

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Give quiche a chance!

Fish with a human in a bowl.

The Da Vinci Cod

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Revenge had come.