Fang Fan T-Shirts

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Give quiche a chance!

Fish with a human in a bowl.

The Da Vinci Cod

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Why Poodles Become Killers

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

You're my Venus

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Revenge had come.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!